genuine facts

my blogs seem to contain mainly complains. okay this post isn't much of a complain but rather an irritated gleeful contented me trying to crap up some shit enough to entertain u folks. not that my craps are total LIES??

genuine fact number 1:
terence likes to fart in front of me. or rather at me. he likes to stop a conversation or sexcavate like this "wait wait wait......*pooot*"

very anti-climax sometimes. but then again... couples that have grown use to each other and into each other usually display such obscene habits.

juz like me... i like picking my nose in front of him and make him irritated by trying to clean the grubs on his t-shirt MUAHAHAHHAAA! (okay i didn't juz tell my secret out did i???)

yes its funny. ticklishly honest. humourously entertaining. i'm not complaining! other than the fact that today i was squatting having a puff when he farted right in my face as his ass was facing me. And i even felt the hot air across my cheeks......

>.<

poor me.

luckily its a LOUD LOUD fart. which means not so much SMELL! if not i'll neva have lived till now to blog it.


genuine fact number 2:
i like to pat his dicky and talk to it. yes and i do ignore him completely and become extremely submersed in my conversation with Mr Penis.

for instance like today whilst stroking it as he was sleeping...
"sayang sayang.... boy boy must be good okay! jiejie dun see u next week u muz behave ok! cannot anyhow go out and see ppl... cannot anyhow stand here stand there poke here poke there... must miss jiejie... jiejie will miss u too... sayang"
then followed by more stroking and kiss-kiss.

i'm mad.

ok not so.

i'm juz trying to make him irritated and annoyed so that he'll quit sleeping straight after sex.

its a darn big put-off to find him snoring immediately after sex! yes... and i usually succeed in getting some noises from him (of annoyance)

"oi...."
"tsk..."

but at least his dick still responds to my stroking thereafter even if his remarks appear uncouth :p