TAI-TAI!!!

MUAHAHAHHA!!! TODAY IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE!!

WHY???

i spent almost one hour in Guess? really shopping (hands-down)wad a tai-tai's sld be spending her time n energy on!!! hahahaha!!! i cannot stop my excitement n glee... DAMN!

so anyway, was trying on clothes at first... budden nothing rocks! except a really cutsy demin skirt that had black lace "peek-a-boo" under the helm of the demin material! so kinky! looks like something paris hilton will wear *sigh* so i tried on... first was size 29... tinking i am quite fat... budden!!! the skirt fell off my hips! blah.... so i tried on 26 and there was still space between it and my fat cellulite filled ass (_o_)

so i tot for a moment... blah skip it! better luck next time...

going on wif my tai-tai expedition... went on to check out the wallets, handbags, accessories, watches... oooo!!! so many to choose from i cannot decide!!!!

my darling was sitting on the sofa looking on... as i continue to pester him wif diff types of designs and "HUO SEI" <<---- in chinese meaning "goods"

me "this one nice anot??? or this?? this wallet leh?? i like this bag le... pink or blue or gold?? or buy watch nicer??? or sunglass??? eh darling... this bag is $199... this one got 20% discount leh!! quick!! help me decide!!! this one?? that one?? nice? not nice ah?? "

darling "...... i say that bag nice... all the rest i dun like u dun ask me anymore.... *give grim face"

SO THE LONG HOUR PASSES... wif me trying to make up my mind... ahh!! the salesger gave up trying to await my decision... she excused herself smilingly (i tink fake smile) to service other customer... *sniggers*

in the end! my mind was settled on juz the pink groovy handbag & a really chio wallet with a total cost of $129... SO CHEAP!!!! heehee...

 


 



i still wan to buy somemore... budden hiazzzz no more time n stomach growling wif hunger :D~~~

so my happy day splurging has ended fruitfully... wif a very contented sherry, a very empty pocket of mine and a really pricey bag cum wallet to show off :D

YOU GO GER!! i mean TAI-TAI!!

such a HAIR-PEED day!

Juz bleached my hair, i tink its kinda funky... gotta sweet japo look... but den again i tink i'm spotting like an ah lian! blah...

have been trying to maintain it (SO HARD!!) becoz i've done almost everything in the market to my hair before... its probably the most dead thing on this planet that still clings onto a fresh living being.... (talk about irony)

yes yes continuing my expedition to salvage my dead locks... have been conditioning it (I MEAN DEEP CONDITIONING!) and even wrapping my whole head in cling-firm wraps (SAID TO MAKE IT MORE EFFECTIVE?!) 3 times in a day... bleah... but anyhow i felt the results today... least it was MUCH MUCH better then before... not so much tangles? and looks shiny n smooth (overall :S)

here is a look at my hair (in the dark) i fear u will be scared if u see it under the sunlight :D
 


fact or fiction
on the topic of hair... did u noe that african tribal ppl have the habit of urinating on their hair -- said to clean n prevent head lice... (SMELLY!)

digressing... i shall proceed with a sweeping and almost unheard of statement that it is the hair or ur crowning glory that makes a person!!

think abt it over a doughnut :)~~~~~~

so i continue with my vague statement above and will try to justify it.
1) ur hair either builds u or breaks u
2) ur hair conveys the most msg to ur audience every single minute of the day!

care to raise any debates over it now??

but seriously, i feel that my stand on "HAIR IS WAD MAKES U ATTRACTIVE" is 100%, hands-down, the upmost theory to being beautiful. Having the suitable style, color, length, even overall shape atop ur bald egg-head, can really bring out a person.

Don't believe izzit?! go watch STYLE DOCTORS on channel 5 (noted this is not a free advertising window for mediacorp) wad did they do in there??? juz allow the wimpsy and "lack of experience in taste and guts" guests to go on a money-splurging adventure! which consists of expensive hairstylists, make-to-do styles tailored to their personalities and characters! BLAH that i oso know... i juz need cash (so everyday is make-over day for me :D )

so wad abt those who choose to be clean-shaven? i don't mean brazilian wax over the pubic area nor am i referring to moustaches or armpit hairs...i mean Demi Moore in GI Joe etc. well she's one exception that goes from the norms of girlish fashion sense, towards a butchy, almost manliness culture... disagree?? check out her avid muscular arms (gross!)

all i can say... bald egg-heads fashion statement for women have not surfaced and sld probably not even for the next century... if it does really happen... there'll be a rise in expansion of make-up firms. WHY??

think: shaven-botak women, with tons of mascara, red painted lips and blushed pink cheeks. Wad a way to tink of investments! into the future markets of the beauty products.