Do i look lk a hooker?

ALAMAK! i wan to complain...

why everytime when i'm out and appear alone... there's always "cheehong" guys coming up to me and use low-class pick-up lines?? and why everytime its mostly eurasians or ang mohs with very weird slangs!!

new year that nite, missy here waiting for GOD-DAMN cab (which neva appears) from 3am after partying till 7+ in the morning... at the taxi STAND LEH!!! still got men come n try to be a cockheaded-animal with me...

i must be looking lk a hooker.... WHERE GOT!!!

guy A commented that i had really nice long hair... erm okay thanx? then proceeded to say wanna befriends and its the new year n all... crap!



FEW MINUTES LATER....



guy B exclaimed really loudly all the sudden (as sudden as he appeared beside me?) "HOW are you????

me "............."

"WHERE ARE U HEADING??? wad do u do???"

me "ignores trying to be nice and looks away"

stupid ang moh still tried harder this time....
"u waiting for cab??? can i call one for u and den i share wif u?"

me "DONT NEED"

-ter came n shaked his hand den grabbed mine and we exited the scene-
grumbling: "u dunno how to siam them one leh"

me: muses with glee, at the same time rather irritated that i look like a HOOKER???!!!