marina south bbq

the food
think juicy live crabs, jumpy prawns, abundance of meat, obsessive amounts of cooked food, quantitative supply of greens and nick-nags. u got the right place. its the bbq steamboat feast.

the crabs can move their legs even on the hot pit. the prawns can wriggle their toes when they hit the buttered-filled grill. the soup was filled to the brim and threaten to spill over water onto the hot stove. OMG food paradise.

the company
bimbotic. squealy. gluttonous bunch of gers. screams heard each time the stove spattered grease all over our hands n faces. kiasu-some constant chattering of "i wan this, i wan that!" made use of every cent we paid for. ate like tomorrow was neva coming. OMG bloated bellies of 3mth pregnant women!

photo taking
giggling 12 year olds trying to get their perfect pretty faces on screen. "no flash please!" oily faces that shunned the lights afraid they'll tell the signs of gluttony and pigging out earlier on. vain gers that tramatized the pubic on the mrt. busty jac trying to successfully tape a video of a bunch of lethagic gers that slumped inactive on the carriage. bouncy sharon that sat on vanessa showing off her weight. poor elaine trying to stuff and clog her nose from dripping mucus. dawnie dawnie complaining the food made her alot fatter. super tall fel quarrelling wif charles again on the train. WHERE is the fotos gers?? i wan it!