bull shit for once

sorry for the lack of updates. i'm simply too bz wif my daily chores, tasks at hand & unending materials to study... it sucks (trust me)

not forgetting i've fallen quite sick readily the past few days.. God i juz hate the forever trumping in my head feeling, the constant need to visit the lavatory, the syndrome of insommia and the dryness in my trachea... geez i muz make docs pretty happy with all those symptons

doc - oh wad are u feeling? wad u experiencing these days?
me - ahh stomachache! diarrhoea! fever!! cough cough :(~~
doc - well lets see... these looks like jolly horrid infections u have in ur throat
me - bleahhhhhhhhh!!!
doc - i'll prescribe u antibiotics.. blah blah blah (SHUT UP!)
me - okie thank you doc... how much ah i no money
doc - no money!?!? u visit me wif no money!!!!
me - erm... *paiseh face* den how... i only got 10cents
doc - ez lor... come kneel down n suck hard
me - okie *broad contented smile* but if i vomit on ur wee wee how?
doc - no problemo... my nurse will be happy to wash it for me
me - wah free washing service??
doc - she washes for me 3 times a day!
me - wah! so professional....
doc - STOP TOKING SHIT N GET DOWN TO BUSINESS BITCH!

omg n u tot i'm those sorta WOMEN?!

nope... this is totally BS! it only happens in my dreams though :p
to me : influenza is nothing, panadol is effective enough... n sleep+water... y donate money into the cheeko's smart-alex pants... i rather spend it on manicures *beams*

toking abt panadols... i sat the train from raffles (my darling's workplace) juz yest... they had these numerous poster decals on the window screens of the mrt... ahh the works of an ADVERTISING enthusias...

if u've gotten down to ACTUALLY reading these large amounts of data wif "picturesque" images... which i oways do becoz i'm BORED n STONED... u've noticed that the panadol's advert had an sms contests... trying to get ur opinion on which slogon is ur fav...

then they attract u even more to START SMSING THEM when they add on the "highlights" on the contest... cash, car BLAH BLAH!
purely the works of a "reality pest"...

"oh we will be able to catch their attn when we put in sms contests... sporeans ALL love to win free goodies... GREEDY MAH!!! somemore can get money in return... u noe they sms one time $1.50 leh!! den we can reap that amount to pay for the advertisement's rental space so no budget deficient! somemore got extra.. no need to pick a winner wad... how will they know in the end who actually won... haha!! CLEVER ANOT!!!"

me -no comments- (but i got one face to show ----->> -.-||

anyhow... these days i've been thinking... tots abt HOW TO BECOME AN ENTREPRENUER
for one... i can start a workshop confessing to be learnt and abled in teaching "young talents" and getting them forward into becoming successful... that way i can BE successful too... the money will start rolling in eh??? hmm... but doesn't that sorta workshops sound pretty familiar.... *ponder*

So i racked my brains. i've Combatted all the Virus inside on me. i'm standing on victorious grounds! blah!
at the end of the day: I juz wan to be a tai-tai... :(~~~

me - (haugty tone)today i had this absolutely nasty buffet for lunch at the marriot's
a sua-ku - (amazement) y nasty??? wad u eat??
me - omg horrid stuff! like they served seafood cuisines and other international's..
a sua-ku - WAH!!! HO LIAO LEH!!! how much ah??? muz cost a BOMB! eat so ex for lunch?
me - expensive?? only 60 bucks +++ per person... terribly cheap... argh i'm turn-off!
a sua-ku - u siao bo?! 60 bucks dunno how to eat nicer food! lai ah! i bring u go kopi-shop haf zi cha! 60 bucks can eat 2 meals me n u together leh... but got one condition...
me - KOPI-shop?!?! u ask me to wear my prada n LV to a kopi-shop?!?! wad condition??
a sua-ku - u pay lor...
me - *.*

why does my goal look so far-far-away....
ONE DAY! my tai-tai dreams will come true... for real... lets GET REAL! :p