my guy's list - hits and misses

i shall attempt to memoir down all the males in my life... we'll see how the list progresses from there...

1st boy in my life: jeremy nah

age: 15

attraction rating: 65%

days committed: 1-3months

average number of fuck-action: nil

average number of quarrels: nil

mode of contact: pager-mode=alpha-numerical style

reason for attraction:puppy-love,competition amongst band-mates for the best catch

how we get together: he dated me out with a dumb request for tutoring him

first date session: "studying at serangoon garden's cartel" ended up in serious engagement of eye contact and high-level blush action

reason for dismissal: he got too frightened when we made-out

real reason for break-up: i touched his penis

extra real reason for "bye-bye": he was still a kid

amount of affections i put in: 50% (not a man in my eyes yet)





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2nd boy in my life: joseph ho

age: 16

attraction rating: 80%

days committed: 6months

average number of fuck-action: nil

average number of quarrels: 40%

mode of contact: sms-mode, i call and hang up he call back (starhub mode)

reason for attraction: he was tall, manly, smart and a real big gentleman

how we got together: morning walks to sch made us bumped into each other where he'll ogle at me whilst i act dao. thereafter he attended my sch's band function and we soon started dating.

first date session: movies at cine and bus rides to-and-fro

reason for dismissal: both our parents got in the way of things

real reason for break-up: we were both too horny teens + adapting to JC life was taxing on our time spent together

extra real reason for "bye-bye": we neva successfully had sex becoz he was way too big and i was way too scared of the pain

amount of affections i put in: 85% (what can i say? he is really a man in my eyes! the biggest penis i ever saw and touched)





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3rd boy after my life: jieyong

age: 17

attraction rating: 20%

days committed: nil

average number of fuck-action: nil

average number of quarrels: nil

mode of contact: hp sms and calls

reason for attraction: neva had attraction, though he was very very nice to me

did we got together: nil

reason for dismissal: he realised all the time spent wasted on me coz i'll neva fall for him :D

amount of affections i put in: 0% (he looked good at certain angles however he was too skinny for my liking... i like brawns and brains... though neither he possessed)







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4th boy after my life: spike

age: 20

attraction rating: 15%

days committed: 1 week

average number of fuck-action: nil

average number of quarrels: nil

mode of contact: he calls, i don't bother

reason for attraction: he was an ex-acjcian, so i rather tot i looked up to him as a senior w/o any affections

how we got together: ac party he hunted me down high and low whilst i was trying to hide from him BECOZ i didn't want to leave my handsome guy friend sam phua *drools*

reason for dismissal: he was super childish

real reason for break-up: he wanted sex but i didn't comply and eventually he left :)

extra real reason for "bye-bye": he was an ego-maniac juz trying to score wif gers

amount of affections i put in: 10% (army boys: they're all unreliable)






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5th boy after my life: zhaobin lim

age: 16

attraction rating: 0%

average number of fuck-action: nil

average number of quarrels: nil

mode of contact: eeee! who wan to contact him?!

why i bothered to be nice: coz he was some sort our band member's friends so BE NICE SHERRY!

how we didn't get together: he scared the wits out of me on his birthday party at his house where he pleaded me to be his gf in front of the WHOLE BAND!

reason for dismissal: i suspected he was anorexic

real reason for break-up: he was short, looked weird having shed so many kilos all the sudden

extra real reason for "bye-bye": i cannot imagine him naked (where's the puke bucket?)

amount of affections i put in: 0% (gives me the creeps)






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6th boy who ruined my life: daniel tan

age: 22

attraction rating: 45% (den progressively got lesser n lesser)

days committed: nil

average number of fuck-action: 1

average number of quarrels: nil

mode of contact: calls on hp

reason for attraction: tot he was a nice decent fello

how i hated him to the core: he betrayed my trust and ended up raping me (there goes my virginity)

reason for dismissal: fuck-core pervert

real reason for break-up: i felt cheated

extra real reason for "bye-bye": after raping me he vanished for close to a month (guilty?)

amount of affections i put in: 30% (ruined my life)






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7th boy in my life: victor sim

age: 22

attraction rating: 20%

days committed: 20 days

average number of fuck-action: 1

average number of quarrels: nil

mode of contact: sms

reason for attraction: down-to-earth character

how we got together: frequent chionging sessions with him and his group of friends

reason for dismissal: penis too small but thinks its very big, played porn video for me to see????!!! *pukes*

real reason for break-up: when putting on condom "huh u stand already ah??"

extra real reason for "bye-bye": i tink he was offended

amount of affections i put in: 20% (last contacted he had juz ROM with a ger named wendy... poor lady... having to suffer the 3cm jelly like penis for her whole life)




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8th boy in my life: ziwei

age: 23

attraction rating: 80%

days committed: 1month

average number of fuck-action: plenty

average number of quarrels: nil

mode of contact: hp

reason for attraction: i really liked this fellow... he was filial and trustworthy.. he had everything going for him... he was gd-looking tall hunky and had wonderful assets, best of all he knew my tots in-and-out... we had some kind of common attributes that pulled us together

how we got together: dated alot, drank alot, danced alot, made out alot, liked him super alot

reason for dismissal: he was in the process of mending a broken heart with his ex, i tot i could wait the long wait... but eventually emotions got the better of me

real reason for break-up: i insisted he made me officially his ger

extra real reason for "bye-bye": he was too sentimental and still clinging onto his 6 years relationship

amount of affections i put in: 70% (i really really liked this guy *sigh!*)






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9th boy in my life: joey

age: 22

attraction rating: 45%

days committed: 1month

average number of fuck-action: AVERAGE-boring

average number of quarrels: 5-8 times

mode of contact: hp

reason for attraction: sorta rushed into things becoz wanted to revert my attention off from my exs

how we got together: chiong alot at dblo

reason for dismissal: he got bad breath

real reason for break-up: he suddenly disappeared for a week and i was unable to contact him, thereafter he called and explained he was outfield "HEY! YOU AT LEAST SLD HAVE CALLED TO TELL?" super irresponsible!

extra real reason for "bye-bye": he had a small dick that only was liable for me to sit on, NO OTHER POSITIONS CAN FIT!

amount of affections i put in: 30% (look a man outwardly; is a ger inwardly *phew*)









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10th boy in my life: terence teo

age: 29

attraction rating: 70%

days committed: 1 year 4 months & counting

average number of fuck-action: :D best i ever had

average number of quarrels: plenty *at least 2 times a week*

mode of contact: hp (ya i call i sms, he sometimes reply, most of the time neva)

reason for attraction: i like the way he smiles, the way he sleeps, his diginity, his loyalty, his filial piety, his intellect, and his warm big hug

how we got together: one night i called to arrange for him to sign me into zouk, thereafter he didn't chat wif me much so i jio him a round of tequila shot. before the shot took place, he added "u still owe me a kiss". so after dumping the glass of evil down my throat and sucking the lemon, i planted a big hot wet kiss on his lips. the rest of the night that followed was a series of continuous kissing and making out

reason for Almost break-up: HE is so Bo-cHAP!! and he complain i am very possessive!

amount of affections i put in: 90% (he's my sunshine in the day and my bright shining star at night!)