singapore idol - i write only once

finally! an ending worth my attention.. and time (i finally pen my thoughts of it here).. and money. not that the amount i forked out was much... 5 calls each 50cents must be peanuts to some hard-core fans.

anyhows i'm delighted with the results. at least it proves sporeans are not blinded by racism nor over-shadowed by their bo-chap-ness to not take things in their own hands.

taufik batisah won! for real!

shortchange of his skin color, i'd have married him too (check out the 5 babes in white and veil all jet-set for a ROM scene)

he's everything that sly cockroach wannabe rocker-cum-cheena-cannot-make-it is. okay so its very insulting what i juz stated. i tink dawn will be killing me for down that line. but its true!!! i cannot tahan his singing and his act cool-buay cool moves. yaya, plus he so short n scrawny 
... EEEKS! (got catch the advert where he was topless?? BONES MAN!!)

when gurmit announced the results, i could sense every moment of relief in sporean's dreaded hearts... even gurmit's, the judges' and esp my mum.

i didn't juz vote taufik to get back at slyvester for trying so hard and making secondary gers waste their pocket money on him... i derive my conclusion that these gers (mostly from chinese neighbourhood and co-ed schools) are the driving force behind spore's industry.

these gers, they are what they are. every bit of it. and what are they? shallow immature teeny-boppers that idolise anything young, fresh, with alot of guts and courage and especially can make them fantasize being their boyfriends.

isn't it the fact? that all the female genders are quickly and surely eliminated from the finals even if their vocals were obviously deemed popstar quality?? why? becoz sporeans comments "wow she's good! but i won't vote others will anyway" so there and there, sporean's learnt from their bo-chap-ness that it actually can affect alot!!

isn't it the fact? that these same bunch of screaming gers supporting the cheena sly into singing yet another same rendition of his "jay chou-an jing" showcasing his abilities in the and beating hands-down of tawainese pop-stars boy bands like energy and boy singers (made in spore, yours truly)

isn't it the fact? that this same bunch of gers who gone crazy over such a wimp like slyvester the cat would one day grow up and say "HEY! i'm so darn silly to be idolising him and wasting my efforts on him when he wouldn't even know my name?"

its it the fact? that the showed hardly any guys cheering and screaming alongside this maniatic gers... they're all on taufik side!

isn't it the fact? that i was once like that, from an all gers ... idolising the ancient era of Backstreet Boys, even trying to imitate their dance moves in front of the whole primary population during concerts... and was especially nuts when the radio juz played a simple song by them (calling my best friend and screaming my lungs out DUHH!!)

but justice still holds. from all the young mature adults (as i am) and also the ah sohs who so dearly loved olinda cho, taufik was the battle ground against the horrid stupidity of immature young desperate pussies. taufik was the ultimate weapon. taufik will bring us pride and glory in World Idol... leaving slyvester sim in the pits of chinese pop tunes, where the ah lians and ah bengs will be ballading their lungs out, singing his songs, using cheap karaoka systems wired up in local k box arenas 


the judges were "exceptionally" nice to him... in case of violence and riots that might explode at the indoor stadium.. or even having gers fainting and collapsing with grief for their "hero's" public embarrassment... but nice is not good enuff for one judge - ken, who apparently got thrown a lightstick in an avid attempt to shut his dirty mouth and to make him speak politely with an added "granted favour" taken. yes.. the judges are juz plain timid folks...

whats so nice abt sly? his rendition of "bon jovi-its my life" was totally zao sia(off-tune) not forgetting his rigid, cannot-make-it attempt to be a rockstar-lookalike. ya try harder.

he looks abit like my brother. though my bro has more male masculinity in him, being tanner and have more "sense" (quote from daomingsi) then to act cute on national tv. yeap, both of them are scrawny cockroaches... with crooked teeth to match and a very good hairstylist.

those teens-bopper gers sld juz come "kill" my bro then. at least he's smarter and more holy...

okay so i hate sly. i do. no other comments.

and taufik was sexy... oh so sexy doing that "mrs jones" i wanna bed him. his smooth grooves and his flexibility in conquering any genre of songs is remarkable. never knew a malay could sing so well. only perhaps a bollywood superstar?

taufik reminds me of hard-core zouker mutt, dancing away in the dark corner and in front of the dj console. his legs moved as surely as he've been a regular there. maybe that's the connection i have with him. yea, purely zouk-fan.

moral of story: young sporean gers are very easy to bluff... they're a bunch of super horny teens that can be twisted into any direction juz by pure infatuation.