me is coco

me mistress is drunk.

me mistress drunk! 


so me being so cute n furry n a really adorable chick (i mean bitch) me decided to pen for me mistress! me tok abt meself first.... let u noe how me iz like... for one thing me is very vain... likes to comb hair n tie hair... everytime me mistress scream "COCO COME! COMB HAIR!" me bery happy... coz me vainpok :D

me mistress is currently snoring after returning from an alcoholic-drowining fit. but me mistress is a very clean lady. me mistress will make sure she baths herself clean clean before she lies on her bed to sleep -- no matter how drunk she is!

me heard me mistress complain that her darling doesn't bath immediately after coming home but lies on the bed with stinky feet, stinking up the room... hmm makes me coco feel sad for me mistress that next time me mistress have to sleep on smelly bedsheets...

me coco oso think me mistress dun like smelly things... thats why me mistress neva change me shits and pee... leaving me wif a very smelly bedroom... so me have to hide inside me house the whole night covering me nose from me smelly business... :(

me coco oso think me mistress and mama n papa n korkor very very sadistic :~~~( me oways very scared when they scold me... me oways give guilty face to them and lie on my stomach with me head low low on the ground... coz me scared they beat me!!! *cry*

me coco oso think they very irritating... always ask me to do tricks before they will gimme my snacks... me love snacks n gai gai n sayang... when me hear these words... me tail wag very very fast... me heartbeat oso jump faster... me cannot tahan these 3 words... but they oways wan to trick me to believe i really can go gai gai sometimes... make me angry n irritated until me bark at them n whine too....
:(

me coco very clever... me mistress teach me tricks so that me can earn my snacks... me know how to say thankyou by shaking hand... like this...

me saying thank you 


and me oso know how to do all the normal tricks like sit, lie down

coco! lie down! 


and roll over...
n me juz learnt to react to "bang!" me mistress will point the hand towards me like james bond and scream "BANG!" and me will lie down n cover me eyes... :D

clever anot...

okie me coco tok alot abt meself... heehee i mean woof woof!! me oso wan to go sleep sleep already like me mistress :D the whole house dark dark... at least they always gimme towel to sleep on... so me always sleep on towel my fav... warm warm!! the house floor so cold...

okie me go orh-orh... btw me very hungry sigh... me food sucks! they oways gimme eat dry food... but today me mama got fry beef with garlic 4 me... i eat until fast fast :D~~~ heehee!! treats & snacks me favourite!

byebye! WOOOF!