worst pick-up line!

wads the worst pickup line i've gotten so far??

yest nite was the most tramutizing ever!

apparently on new year's day my shu-shu aka uncle jeff brought me down to his frequent hang-out at White House (a place at chinatown)

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the pub was very chill n was decorated zen style (i like!). totally awesome. other then the fact that the gers there dun know a single feminity.

i mean zero fem. gorgeous on the outside but once they open their mouth.... all the unthinkable "hokkien" stuff pours out. their vulgarity and crudeness overshadowed their outer appearance.

no wonder uncle jeff remarked that my statement of their beauty first-handedly as i met them and shaked their hands was a total woo-haa. they are ugly gers, not by their flawless beauty, but by their ettiques and behaviour that unwittingly surfaced as the night prolonged.

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so back to the story abt a hell of a pick-up line.

uncle jeff has this best friend called david aka shanghai man, which i nicknamed him after his small weedy eyes and super smooth complexion. not to mention the best chinese language i've stumbled upon since secondary school where truckloads of china teachers bombarded my mandarin classes.

the low-down on david? an extremely good-looking guy. any gers would have died for to get a glimpse of his hot bod. his a gym kinda guy... with the arms and built of a top male model. not to mention the most charming type of smile. and the friendliest attitude that from what i see now, would make him appear to be a playboy.

he has extension... full ones. a black modified sports 4-wheeled animal with turbo and magnificent blue-neon lights (quite the same as uncle jeff). as i said... any ger would die for him... which i almost??

but horror to horror. he made the worst move i ever heard at 3am last nite.

uncle jeff gave him my number, and so big friendly david decided to call (which was a stupid move considering he sounded like he had way too much alcohol)

david "i fell very sick after that night i met u... so i went to the doctor to seek for help. but the doc said he had no cure or medication for me... do u know why?"

me - was irritated and very put-off but remained silent (DUH I HEARD THAT LINE BEFORE U TINK I"M DUMB??) "wad"

david "becoz the doctor said i am suffering from lovesickness"

me - wanted to puke "ok"

david "can u come downstairs so that i can see u awhile and pass u a present? i got a gift specially for u today coz i tot jeff will bring u down"

me "i wan to sleep tok tml ok"

david - not wanting to give up "okay u go rest.. later if u wan to meet me awhile i will come and find u"

me "ok bye"

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few minutes later....
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david called again! trying to get my address! *I AM ANNOYED* why can't u let me get to sleep in peace!

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few minutes later....
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my hp beeped. its a text msg. FROM HIM!
"sorry if i offended you... btw did u tell ur bf?"

DUH of coz i told my bf... n my bf is nonchanlant abt it also... since he said to me "u not the first time got guys lidat already ma"

ya this is not my first time getting weird confessions from a guy i juz met and befriended the night before. at least gimme some credits for being so highly attractive can??

or be proud that ur gf is still marketable and "prized" in the "love" industry... guys even dun mind me having bf. FWAH! but would i fall for such low-class guys with no pride?? that's an entire story altogether

okay rather thick-skinned.

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so cut the long story short. guys these days are really a failure! how can u actually say that kinda pick-up line to me! as if i stayed in a jungle all my life and have not come across such "hilarious" lines to know that they ain't ORIGINAL!

david... word of advice... try harder.