call me shallow

Get Rea! juz repeated a telecast on "beauty" - plastic surgery

shallow n vain me... i actually hope for a full surgery done. blah.. my dreams n aspiration of becoming BEAUTIFUL n perfect.. ahh but at such a pricey cost!

lets see, here's all the lists of things i wanna get done on me.
PHYSICALLY MANUFACTURED n tailored to my liking:
1) Skin rejuvenating n procreation of baby-like skin
2) Scars removal
3) boob job (full C cup!)
4) laser for whole body removal of UNWANTED HAIR
5) nose job
6) eyes lift (DEEP SET EYES)
7) Skin bleaching n whitening
8) eye bags removal
9) liposuction on my fat belly
10) liposuction on my flabby thighs
11) lifting of my saggy cheeks
12) cellulite n fat removal off my huge arms n ass

thats the whole entire list... OMG i sld enter Xtreme Makeover

& the estimated cost??? probably over a million. thats not the entire price to pay ANYWAY! taking into account the efforts put into resting n recuperating after feeling like a laboratory mouse, all bloated n puffy n dissected on.... my guts become shrunken in and all that seems is a stupidified horrid experience to put myself into!

for now... i juz wan to look fantastic naked... for my own eyes that is...
sld be considering a brazillian wax... with a pretty fuzzy mount of bleached pink fur in the shape of a heart juz above my clit... doesn't that sound nice???