men: You tot u knew it all

wad draws them
good looks - totally surfaced based
nice body - killer contours
fragrant aroma - the woman's touch
sex goddess - seduction process
brains - the size of a pea (must be always smaller then theirs)
wealth - richer the better (best if can be generous at the same time esp during impt events like birthdays)


before the big moment
tries to make an atmosphere
tries to seduce back, often fails (try harder)
tries to be so gentlemanly (all the sudden?)
tries to get as close to you as possible
tries to go for the first touch
tries to make ur cheebye wet n swollen
tries to undo ur bra top (but fails 90% of the time)
tries to undress you (but gives up halfway and you've to finish the stripping)
tries to show off his assets (how incredibly big n long?!)
tries to get you to blow his smelly pee-stenched sweat-collated sausage
tries to console you whilst ur mouth is full of his smelly part by touching you slightly (often fails to sustain his fingers from movement after 3 secs)
tries to jingle ur boobies to see how much the fats can wobble


the moment of penetration
if lazy: gets you to sit ontop of him, almost holding ur ass as u jerk up and down with breasts following the swift movement. then clutches ur wobbly 2 pieces and fingers ur tities becoz feels guilty for his laziness
if so very horny boy: lies you to the side and spoons you from behind, both grabbing ur hips and boobs with both hands whilst jerking off on you becoz wans the "tighter the better"
if romantic type: lies you on ur back and spreads ur legs slightly and lies on you fully not concentrating on ur tits but ur lips n neck, kissing whilst slightly pushing ass forwards and back
if a super perverted boy: lies you on ur back and bends ur legs until you're in a fetal position, poking ur pussy whilst enjoying the sight of penetration
if very macho-maniac type: commands you to lie down and forces ur legs st8 up into air open like a big victory sign whilst pumping himself on you
if horrid master arse: whips you on all fours and digs into you from ur rear whilst enjoying the moment of profound animalistic desire. soon continues with poking ur asshole like there's no tomorrow and seems to neva climax as you are shaken by the violence and pain



the after-math
if just friends: slightly changes the initial warmth attitude towards you and distance himself from you
if lovers: calls you up and arranges for more fuck-action
if in love: contented with being one-legged with you and concentrates on building the bigger picture of a relationship
if fooling ard aka one-night stand: ("ehh, do i know you??")


thats all abt processes, we shall now analyze men's character.


types of relationship personalities in men
1) possessive, jealous easily, calls you every minute to check on you
2) mediocore controlling, restricts certain activites that you can do but lets go most of the time
3) totally bo chap, seems only you contact him and he doesn't. doesn't seem to see the need to chit chat on fone/send text greetings etc
4) desperate souls, itchy dicks only looking for cheebyes... which is ANY cheebyes will do, whether old or young, belonging to pretty or ugly woman/bapoks.


study well ladies. knowledge is the best thing that can empower anyone.